Is “Scooter” having a “bad fur day”? Is today the day that Patches will roll around in something smelly? Will Boots’ finally leave your ball alone? There’s only one sure way to find out! Dog and Puppy Central’s Canine Astrologer, a Chihuahua named Twinkie, consults the neighborhood fire hydrants to keep your dog informed and prepared for the many surprises that are always waiting around the corner with his incredibly accurate dog horoscopes! Twinky draws on his vast understanding of the universe and it’s many secrets to make his uncanny predictions and dog horoscopes.
Aries Mar. 21 – April 19
You may feel like everything’s moving in slow-motion this month, but not to worry, pup. While an Aries dog may feel inclined to do it all – scratch, sniff, dig, romp and roam, you won’t accomplish any more if you rush through things. Take your time and see things through to completion, enjoy the different smells there are to sniff in the great wide world, and take some extra time to laze about the couch. This is a great time to be a dog! Have a ghoulishly good time this Halloween season.
Costume idea for October: The Busy Bee
Taurus April 20 – May 20
October is an exciting month to be a dog – all sorts of hustle and bustle with decorations being put up and the kids getting their new costumes. Ohhhh and those treats always smell so yummy! Everyone is in such a great mood too – be sure to use that to your advantage! Maintaining a positive attitude will only reflect back favorably upon you – keep that tail wagging!
Costume idea for October: Snug as a Bug in a Rug
Gemini May 21 – June 21
If September seemed a fairly stressful month, give a sigh of relief this month, Gemini dog. October brings many changes and lots of excitement, but you will be able to shrug off the hassles with ease – considering how confusing and upsetting the last two months have been, you’re sure to feel you can take on anything now (even that kid in the Frankenstein monster mask that likes to chase you around the living room!).
Costume idea for October: Gone Fishin!
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Cancer canines will find October to be the month of big changes when it comes to the home. Is it time for a new doggie bed or perhaps your humans are considering getting you a new roommate? You’re sure to see some changes with your living quarters this month and you can help with this adaptation by maintaining a positive outlook – No hiding under the furniture for you! Help them string up streamers – a lil dog drool will help them stick real good!
Costume idea for October: The Canine Caped Crusader!
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
The beginning of October is sure to take you by storm and leave you feeling like you’ve been chasing your tail for days! You’re bound to have the energy but be wary of confusion and a tendency to react to things that aren’t always as they seem. Opportunities may seem really tempting but remember – just because the gate’s left open, doesn’t always mean it’s the smartest choice to go running out it.
Costume idea for October: Speed Demon Dog!
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Aquarius canines are sure to find October to be a great month for socializing and making new connections. So many butts, so little time, huh? Just take it slow and easy when it comes to making new friends – a wag of the tail goes a ways. Sharing a bone goes even further!
Costume idea for October: Love Bug Beagle!
Leo July 23 – Aug. 22
Leo Labradors and their canine cousins will find October to be a busy month with lots of work to do. Keep that tail wagging and spirits high though, or the month might seem to bog down a bit on you. Keeping a good attitude will make time fly as well as getting you lots of good treats – Know any neighbors who are going out doggie bones his holiday season? Who says you have to be bipedal to Trick-or-Treat?
Costume idea for October: Devilish Dog!
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Virgo pups may find themselves counting the kibble and keeping careful track of where all those bones are buried. October finds the Virgos paying close attention to their finances and wondering where they’ve managed to eek a lot away at. Never fear, thrifty friends – the financial fiasco will be over before you know it and the treats will rain down upon you in abundance!
Costume idea for October: Dollar Bill Dog!
Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 23
This is your birthday time Libra Labs and Lassies! Not only is the excitement of Halloween high in the air, but it’s time to celebrate another successful trip around the sun. You may find that your bustling excitment may encourage you to be a bit impatient, so don’t forget to flop down and enjoy the simpler things in life. There’s nothing like peanut butter, lazily licked from a Kong, while you enjoy that nice shady spot on the porch!
Costume idea for October: The James Dean Dog!
Scorpio Oct. 24 – Nov. 21
Are you a Scorpio Setter who just seems to… well… set? A bored Bulldog? An Ibizan Hound suffering from innui? Don’t dismay, my furry friend! It’s not you, it’s just the month – Scorpios have had a busy year, thus far, and were due for a breather. Unfortunately, it’s tough, going from a full-speed buzz around the house to a standstill. You’ll persevere, however. Just have a little patience this month.
Costume idea for October: Pirate Pup!
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
You’re usually a sort of up front and in-your-face kind of canine, but use caution this month, Sagittarians! October is a good month for you to work behind the scenes and camp out under the kitchen table – remember that all that excitement and all those people bustling about means that’s all the more feet to step on and trip over you. Trust me, you want none of that!
Costume idea for October: Cosmic Canine!
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 23
Last month was a tough one for our Pisces pups, but don’t despair – remember, you made it through and you’re on to a new month, just chock full of opportunity! Shake off the doggie depression and get that tail in motion. Opportunity awaits! He who barks loudest scares the cat the most!
Costume idea for October: The Canine Clown!