Is "Scooter" having a "bad fur day"? Is today the day that Patches
will roll around in something smelly? Will Boots' finally leave your
ball alone? There's only one sure way to find out! Dog and Puppy
Central's Canine Astrologer, a
Chihuahua named Twinkie, consults the neighborhood fire hydrants
to keep your dog informed and prepared for the many surprises that
are always waiting around the corner with his incredibly accurate
dog horoscopes! Twinky draws on his vast understanding of the
universe and it's many secrets to make his uncanny predictions and
dog horoscopes.
Aries
Mar. 21 - April 19
It's a great month to be a dog! This winter focus on
maintaining your puppy like enthusiasm and terrific physic. If you
are lucky enough to have snow where you live, run and roll it's
great for the coat but remember - don't eat yellow snow.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
It's not that you are stubborn, it's simply that you are
always right. You know that cats are snobs, and after last Christmas
you have proof. Did Fluffy share any of her toys with you...NO!!!
You aren't stubborn, you are just right.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
Sometimes you feel like being a good dog - but some days you
don't. You can't help it, it's the twin thing. Now you must focus on
being a "good" dog, just remember good dogs get treats, bad dogs
don't.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
This January, cuddling in a warm cozy corner is all you have
to do. You love to be home, so stay home. Your owner doesn't feel
like going for a walk, and neither do you, so don't.
Leo July 23 -
Aug. 22
The Leo is the strongest fiercest, most beautiful dog of the
zodiac. This month stay in touch with your inner lion and "Roar"
around the house.
Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Perfection is the name of the game for Virgo's. Line all your
chew toys in a row, and carefully play with them one at a time. You
like things in order, so keep things in order.
Libra Sept. 23
- Oct. 23
Keep things on an even scale. Eat, run and
then sleep. If you keep things in that order you should be fine.
Repeat after me - run, eat...sleep.
Scorpio
Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
You are feeling like stingin' but that
will only get you into the dog house. This past Christmas you were a
saint with paws. Even when rotten little kids climbed all over you,
you just stood there in case Santa was watching. Well - Santa is on
vacation, so let the fur fly.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
No need to mope because your owner has taken up running. You
were built for running and you have four legs, you will be able to
take handle this
- no problem.
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
You just had you Birthday and Christmas,
you have been spoiled crazy. Now is the time to take a moment to be
thankful for all the good things in your life. Good owners are hard
to find just ask the poor dogs at the pound.
Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
This is the time for calling all your friends out in the
backyard. When was the last time you had a true howl at the moon.
You may be civilized but inside you beats the heart of a "wild" dog.
Next full moon let 'er rip.
Pisces
Feb. 19 - Mar. 23
G et your tummy rubbed, it's a terrific stress reliever. You
are the "very best" dog in the world. Your owners believe it and so
should you.
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